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I have a long-standing interest in exegesis: the critical understanding and explanation of a text.

My particular expertise is in Hebrew exegesis, specifically the texts that are found in the Hebrew Scriptures, aka the Old Testament.

 

My undergraduate degrees were taken at Concordia Teachers College (now Concordia University) followed by graduate and post-graduate work at

  UTS_Seal   Union Theological Seminary and  hds_shield  Harvard Divinity School

 

After serving as student minister at the Congregational Church of Manhasset, I was ordained by the Metropolitan Association of the New York Conference, United Church of Christ. Since then, I have served three congregations in the Maine Conference.

 

If you'd like to see/hear a recent sermon, I have one posted on YouTube and I'm happy to provide the URL upon request.

 

For the last decade or so, I’ve also been studying sociology with an interest in cultural theory, specifically identity, as it relates to the intersections of sexuality and subculture. This dovetails nicely with semiotics: theory of the function of signs and symbols, syntactics, and semantics.

 

Memberships

American Academy of Religion [AAR]

Society of Biblical Literature [SBL]

Community-Academic Consortium for Research on Alternative Sexualities  [CARAS]

Religious Coalition Against Discrimination  [RCAD]

 

If you’re not scared yet, read on and find out about my interests away from libraries, classrooms, and sanctuaries!

 

St Louis Cardinals Baseball.        Dizzy Dean. Stan Musial. Bob Gibson. Albert Pujols. Really, need I say more?  Oh, yeah: ten World Series championships. TEN.  (Yes, I know the Yankees, the Yankees… but 10 is more than respectable). After a slow start, the Birdies are in the swing of things, and that's a very good thing!

 


Italy. Most especially, Rome.     If I ever win the lottery, first I’ll call a tax attorney; next, I’ll buy an apartment in Rome. Where else would someone who likes ancient texts, ancient buildings, history, art, and archaeology want to be?  (OK, but it’s too hot and humid in South America and I don’t read Chinese.)

 

Blog-a-rama The travelblog from my trip to Italy in 2010 is a nice read and it was a terrific holiday, except for the food poisoning.   Come along from Roma to Firenze the Via Appia blog and a few photos.

 

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London is cool, but I like the north, especially along Hadrian's wall.   I'm hoping that will be my next big hiking adventure. Well, not so big: it's under 75 miles.  

 

 

Sushi. Unagi is my favorite; go look it up.  My friend, Leslie Rampey, was the author of the often-replicated, and reasonably well-known “Seven Sushi Lessons”.  She was killed in an auto accident in 2003. Those of us who knew her, miss her research abilities and her idiosyncrasies. My favorite local sushi place is Fuji, but I always look forward to taking the train to Washington, DC, where there’s a terrific little sushi bar in Union Station.

 

Stout. Usually Guinness, and Spaten Optimator on tap when I’m at Richard’s  the German restaurant in Brunswick, Maine.

 

 

Movies. How can you make a top ten list? Here are two lists with a snippet that says it all for each film, imo.

 

Before 1965  

10      It’s a Wonderful Life.      Zuzu’s petals.

 9       The Wizard of Oz.         Begone, before someone drops a house on you!

 8       The Pride of the Yankees.      The luckiest man on the face of the earth.

 7       The African Queen.       I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating!

 6       Gone With the Wind.   Fiddle-dee-dee.

 5       To Kill a Mockingbird.     Do you know what a compromise is?

 4       Breakfast at Tiffany’s.      Wherever you’re going, I’m going your way.

 3       Charade.      Agents, not spies.

 2       My Fair Lady.      I could have danced all night!

 1       Casablanca.        The start of a beautiful friendship.

 

After 1965  

10      Field of Dreams.      Where did we come from?

 9       E.T.        Friend.

 8       Nine.     Guido!

 7       The Silence of the Lambs.       The world’s a much more interesting place with you in it.

 6       Young Frankenstein.      Blucher.

 5       Philadelphia.      I’m ready.

 4       The Shawshank Redemption.          Salvation lay within.

 3       Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?     That’s the glory of love. 

 2       The Graduate.       Plastics.

 1       The Godfather.      An offer you can’t refuse.

 

There are some honorable mentions too: Lawrence of Arabia, It Happened One Night, The Green Mile, and V for Vendetta.

 

Books: Bible stuff, of course, and literary criticism, but sometimes I do need downtime from the sacred, so to generalize: all of the Brontes, Sam Clemens, Robert Ludlum, Ken Follett, Dan Brown, JK Rowling, Donna Leon, and Daniel Silva. You see a theme here? They’ve all provided great characters and wonderful, wonderful reads and rereads.  For a less popular 'can't put it down' thriller, check out Trevanian's Shibumi.

 

If you never read anything else, get away from your computer and go find these three books:

 

The Hero with a Thousand Faces - Joseph Campbell           Think about why you believe what you believe.

Things Fall Apart - Chinua Achebe                                      Think about why you do what you do.

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte                                                 Think about why you are who you are.

 

 

The works of Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and van Gogh are brilliant and don't need accolades from me. I'm also very fond of the Orientalists. If a picture paints a thousand words, then Jean-Leon Gerome created the OED in paint, pen, and ink. One of my favorites is his Arabs Crossing the Desert

 

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 FWIW, if I have a visceral reaction to a piece of art as being unspeakably awful, 9 out of 10 times, it's Picasso. Ugh.

 

 

You have to earn the burn!

 

Hiking National Parks.       So far, I’ve done Acadia, Arches, Black Canyon of the Gunnison, Bryce, Canyonlands, Grand Teton, Hot Springs, Joshua Tree, Kings Canyon, Mesa Verde, Rocky Mountain, Sequoia, Yellowstone, and Zion.

 My three favorites:

# 3      Acadia is my ‘home park’ and it’s close to whitewater rafting spots, so that’s hard to beat.

#2       Rocky Mountain because it is so amazingly diverse…and also not far from whitewater rafting spots

You’d think Yellowstone would be next. It is brilliant, and it’s huge, and no place else has anything like Old Faithful, BUT for sheer breathtaking beauty,

#1      Grand Teton – you must see it for yourself, no kidding – and drive, you will not be sorry.

 

To date, my most ambitious hike was Mt Sneffels outside Telluride, CO.  lwTelluride  20+ miles, 3k elevation gain up to around 14,000 ft in about 9 hours...in sneakers because the sole peeled off my Bean boot the day before. Exhausting. Exhilarating.  I'd love to do it again - in my new Bean boots.

 

Rafting Whitewater.   neoc  Where else can you churn around in a Maytag and ride the bull all in one day? 

 

 

Geekstuff

 There are terrific free programs to protect your PC from bugs, spam, and assorted junk. Maybe the most important preventative measure  don't use the IE browser that comes with your computer for anything other than downloading updates to your operating system. Run an antivirus program, check regularly for spy/ad ware, and pay for your music.

 

 My software choices:

 

takebacktheweb_small  Mozilla suite  (Firefox is the browser-only option)

 

 

avg  AVG Anti-virus -- I run the paid version on my server, but every other pc is on the free version and I've never had a crash. (Stay tuned...)

 

 

sbsdlogo  Spybot Search & Destroy  and  adaware  Ad-aware by Lavasoft

 

Yes, ALL of the programs listed above are FREE.

 

Looking for information and answers, practical suggestions and advice about techie stuff? I hang around with Leo LaPorte and some pretty smart characters to talk about the latest and (maybe) greatest ways the cyberworld and the real world intersect. 

 

Leo does a three-hour call in program from 11 am to 2 pm (Pacific) Saturdays and Sundays on WKFI (Los Angeles). Since I live on The Right Coast, I listen on the web. During the broadcast, Leo and company are live in the #twitirc chatroom. That's This Week in Tech, using an irc client. I use mIRC  It's worth paying for, so do.

 

Never talk about religion or politics ~ unless you live in the real world.

I'm disinclined to check my brain at the door theologically, academically, or politically.

 

Ask hard questions, get informed, debate, discuss and most of all, vote.

 

 

archoftitus2Finally, if I could be in the perfect moment, I would be at the Arch of Titus on  sunny spring day.

 One relief under the arch shows soldiers carrying off the spoils of the Temple in Jerusalem following  Nebuchadnezzar's sack of the city. The other depicts the deified Titus returning in triumph to caput mundi:. 

[Titus was a very bad fellow -  I'm much more fond of Hadrian.]

 

    

 

My family and friends are the heart and soul of my daily life; they are too important to reduce to a couple of photos and paragraphs.  If you get to know me, you'll get to know them too.

 

 

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